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romanoffshouse · 3 months ago
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Wanda: Y/N, are you crying?
Y/N: No, I'm just having an allergic reaction.
Wanda: To what?
Y/N: Life.
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leorobotsworld · 24 days ago
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Yang: You're killing my tough huntress personality
Jaune: Who's a good girl?
Yang: *blushing* ...me
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natashasnoodle · 1 year ago
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Natasha, during training: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Y/n. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.
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wolfer13579 · 4 months ago
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Alastor: *Barges into Lucifer’s room* Are you alright, my darling?
Lucifer: Yeah. Why? What’s up?
Alastor: I thought I heard something loud drop.
Lucifer: That was my shirt.
Alastor: Your shirt fell and made that noise?
Lucifer: I was inside of it.
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autisticzenitsu · 3 months ago
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Zenitsu, to Tanjiro: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe. Aoi, to Inosuke: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't sleep.
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no-longer-moonlight · 4 months ago
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Atsushi: So you like cats? Dazai: Yeah. Atsushi: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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hoarder-of-dragons · 2 years ago
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Morgana: Alright that's it
Morgana: I’ve decided that I’m planning a wedding.
Gwen: Whose?
Morgana: Merlin and Arthur's
Gwen: They're both engaged?!
Morgana: I'll make sure they are
Gwen:
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incorrectpokemon-quotes · 2 months ago
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Ash: Gary gave me a get better soon card once.
Dawn: Aww, that's sweet!
Ash: But I wasn't sick. He just thought I could do better.
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hchollym · 1 year ago
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Percy: My partner must be top of the line; graceful, poise, and elegant.
Oliver: *walks into a wall because he's too busy looking at his Quidditch playbook & hasn't showered in 3 days because he's too focused on the upcoming match*
Percy:
Percy: I want that one.
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strawlessandbraless · 2 years ago
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Tomopterids, the ethereal glow worms of the deep 💡🐛
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Tomopterids are marine planktonic polychaetes—commonly known as Gossamer Worms — that swim in the water column, never touching the seafloor. Growing anywhere between 1 cm and 30 cm long. They are also one of the very few marine creatures that can produce yellow light, spewing their bioluminescence to scare off predators
Love to sea it 🌊
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widowshaze · 2 years ago
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*the squad is playing a team sport*
Carol: Aren’t you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Nat?
Y/N: Have you ever played a game with Natasha?
Carol: No…
Y/N: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Natasha, chasing Tony: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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romanoffshouse · 3 months ago
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Random person, gesturing towards Y/N: Excuse me, is this woman bothering you?
Natasha: Yes, but she's my wife. I signed up for this.
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leorobotsworld · 7 months ago
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*At the infirmary*
Jaune: There's a possibility that I'm high right now, but, is that Jesus in the corner of my room?
Ren: *hair untied* Rest now, my child
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natashasnoodle · 2 years ago
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Y/n: The stars are so beautiful Natasha: They're just giant balls of gas. Y/n: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Natasha: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Y/n: Oh
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writerswho · 2 years ago
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Enid, about Wednesday: If dangerous, why friend shaped?
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autisticzenitsu · 7 months ago
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Tengen: What's the worst decision you made while drunk? Giyuu: Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.
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